Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could replace your window, if your window’s opaque, and you throw the brick hard enough.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to build a house—or destroy it, one window at a time.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to tell how hard the wind is blowing. If the wind blows the brick around, I’d get out of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I got my windshield replaced for no apparent reason. So now I have a new windshield that looks exactly like my old one, only…

— Jarod Kintz

“So I hove a brick through his window...”

— Mark Twain

“A brick could be used to wash your hands. And after that, I’d suggest you wash out your filthy mouth. Scrub it clean, you…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick can be neither good nor bad. A brick just is. And it isn’t, because I just stole it from you, which is…

— Jarod Kintz

“If the message on the piece of paper says "I love you", What about the brick it's wrapped around? And what about the window?”

— David McCooey

“Factory windows are always broken Other windows are let alone. No one throws through the chapel-window The bitter, snarling, derisive stone.”

— Vachel Lindsay