Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be God’s gift to man (and woman), and we wouldn’t even know it because we’re all obsessed with iPads, luxury cars,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be flipped over and turned endlessly. But it still won’t start your car.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to enhance your social status. Just affix it to the hood of your car, like a Mercedes ornament.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a door handle. On an all-brick house this would be great, but on an all-brick car it’d be…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to tell the world’s largest Yes what you really want to tell it, which is no. Tell that Yes…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a key to unlock a door disguised as a brick wall. The security in the lock lies not…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a sex toy. Well, I say sex toy, but the politician strapped to the bed would probably say…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a penis enlargement aid. Just tie a string around both your penis and a brick, and drop the…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a hammer, which frees up the hammer to be used as a sex toy. The only question is,…

— Jarod Kintz