Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a doorstop. But why bother? To promote an open-door policy, I had all the walls knocked down.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.”

— Nicole McKay

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to build a house—or destroy it, one window at a time.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a car salesman. (A used car salesman.)
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to create a new society, a perfect society, where there is no inequality, there are no laws, and most…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick has no legs, so it probably slithers like a snake. Therefore, a brick might make a good pet. And at least you…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to direct traffic. Use a brick from the scene of the accident, where some driver ran into a brick…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to decorate a house. And not just one brick, thousands could be stacked and affixed together and really make…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to wipe your ass with. You know, if you already live someplace shitty.
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— Jarod Kintz