Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to dink like a dunk, if the thunk of the think has enough verticalocity to it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to build a future with me. Come, let’s start a life together.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you go ahead and hold this brick for…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to practice your telepathic levitation. If you can lift the brick, you’ll lift your spirits.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to remind me of her. I mean everything else reminds me of her, so why not a brick too?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be an object to measure your life against. Are you square, rigid, and inflexible? If yes, are you in the military?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to assuage your sense that life isn't real. Hold it in your hands and say, This is not a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used in a levitation demonstration. The best way to keep it afloat, along with the American Dream, is with debt…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to motivate. Just hold it up as an example of something that’s going nowhere in life.

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— Jarod Kintz