Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a weight to keep the cardboard cutout of the Federal Government from blowing over. Well, at least unless…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to tell how hard the wind is blowing. If the wind blows the brick around, I’d get out of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to build a house—or destroy it, one window at a time.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to monitor earthquakes. If the brick crumbles apart, you can bet an earthquake occurred.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to decorate a house. And not just one brick, thousands could be stacked and affixed together and really make…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to test how fast you throw a baseball, if, you know, baseballs were cube-shaped and integral to the construction…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is a mode of transportation, for a bug going nowhere in life.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to keep thieves away from your house. Just set a brick outside your front door, and you won’t need…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to crush the dreams of the little guy. Especially if that little guy’s dreams are roach like and scurrying…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz