Flies Quote by Jarod Kintz

“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass, they were…

— Rob Delaney

“I need to go to the store and pick up some condoms. But first I need to pick up some women.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Just do me a solid and keep condoms in your purse. Just in case.” “That doesn’t help me keep my legs closed around the…

— Kristen Proby

“What do you think I imagine making love to a vagina would be like? Maybe like having sex with a ballroom!”

— John Irving

“What kind of motel sells condoms?" "My favorite kind of motel?”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time…

— Margaret Atwood

“You can probably make them do anything for you: Sell people things they don’t need; make women who don’t know you fall in love…

— Vance Packard

“Love is like a cookie. Maybe I should have ordered crackers with my condom soup.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It seemed to me, watching, that if you were dextrous enough to gift-wrap an independent-minded amphibian, you could just about manage a condom.”

— Naomi Wolf

“I thrust my hips like a wild man and ended up filling a condom like a water balloon.”

— Ellie Saxx

“It’s the only thing sexier than a sexy woman. A sexy woman cooking fuckin’ sausages.”

— Roddy Doyle