Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

“Mosquito repellents don’t actually repel; they hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors so they don’t know that you’re there.”

— Jenny Kellett

If you don't believe one person can make a difference, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.

— Anita Roddick

I stayed with a family in the bush in Alaska and there were absolutely swarms of mosquitos. The crew were wearing full body nets…

— Ben Fogle

Everytime I think about you,damn mosquito comes and stings me on the back.

— Tejquotes

I'm paranoid about mosquitoes.

— Shirley Ballas

You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests?…

— Jack Handey

I hate mosquitoes... I mean, I know I'm delicious but damn.

— Anonymous

I hate mosquitoes... I mean, I know I'm delicious, but dang.

— Anonymous

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito

— Asking Alexander

I've been attacked my a mosquito and I need some help.

— Lo Bosworth

If you think You are too small to be efective, You have never been in the dark with a 'mosquito.'

— Pacifiersucker

Mosquitoes are raping me!

— Bsk