Wild man Quote by Ellie Saxx Download Open image ““I thrust my hips like a wild man and ended up filling a condom like a water balloon.”” — Ellie Saxx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Wild man
“Just do me a solid and keep condoms in your purse. Just in case.” “That doesn’t help me keep my legs closed around the… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
“I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass, they were… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
“You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Are you even listening to yourself right now? You sound like you’re from the nineteen hundreds, not the two thousands." I pointed at the… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“My come smeared her thighs, but I didn't stop. I couldn't stop. My mind was singularly focused on fucking. I was going to fill… — Whitney Bianca Copy Share Image
“What do you think I imagine making love to a vagina would be like? Maybe like having sex with a ballroom!” — John Irving Copy Share Image
“Seriously? There was a condom brand called Rough Rider? Why not just go with F**k Her Hard and be done with it?” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“I fucked that boot for all I was worth, I admit. “What the – hurk – fuck!” Susan was looking over her shoulder. “Gack!”… — Ellie Saxx Copy Share Image
“Why didn’t you tell me?” he said. “That was amazing!” “Really?” I said, totally thrown off guard. “It wasn’t weird?” “No, it was fucking… — Ellie Saxx Copy Share Image
“Rodney, when I cum, I fill jars,” I said. “Mason jars. The big ones.” Rodney laughed. “Really?” he said. “Is that supposed to sound… — Ellie Saxx Copy Share Image
“The first time I ever jacked off I sprayed my bedroom wall until it was dripping. I accidentally nailed my dog in the face,… — Ellie Saxx Copy Share Image
“I guess it’s time for me to tell you something,” he said. “I could drink cum all the time. I mean, all the time.… — Ellie Saxx Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry, Chet,” he sobbed. “I can’t face the dry cleaners again. They know! They goddamn know!” They did, in fact, know. For a… — Ellie Saxx Copy Share Image
“My orgasms might last a minute or two, depending. Twenty or thirty shots of my semen will fill up a jar in no time.… — Ellie Saxx Copy Share Image
“Rodney held my cock in his right hand and ran it gently over his face. It was incredibly erotic, standing there under the showerhead… — Ellie Saxx Copy Share Image
“Woe to you, my Princess, when I come. I will kiss you quite red and feed you till you are plump. And if you… — Sigmund Freud Copy Share Image
“Are you really going back there with me?" I ask. "Hell yes I am. Your wish is finally coming true. I will see your… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I learned such a glimpse cannot be gotten with half-hearted journeys and soft endeavors. Nor could I hope for such a glimpse merely by… — Ken Ilgunas Copy Share Image
Hey everybody, this is Rob Halford from Fight wishing you all a crazy heavy metal Christmas and an insane, wild manic New Year! — Rob Halford Copy Share Image
Stone Age humans from wild animals being used for war / battle that continues to this day / but goals have changed, today the… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
The wildest dreams of wild men, even, are not the less true, though they may not recommend themselves to the sense which is most… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Every modern male has, lying at the bottom of his psyche, a large, primitive being covered with hair down to his feet. Making contact… — Robert Bly Copy Share Image
“Such was the Arab of the desert, the dweller in tents, in whom was fulfilled the prophetic destiny of his ancestor Ishmael. "He will… — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
“Flint's pond! Such is the poverty of our nomenclature. What right had the unclean and stupid farmer, whose farm abutted on this sky water,… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
If the press can take the easy option, they will. To them, I'm always 'the wild man.' — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
