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Dry cleaners Quote by Ellie Saxx

“I’m sorry, Chet,” he sobbed. “I can’t face the dry cleaners again. They know! They goddamn know!” They did, in fact, know. For a while there in the 90’ s I was getting a commission from two of the dry cleaners downtown…” quote by Ellie Saxx — Download Open image

““I’m sorry, Chet,” he sobbed. “I can’t face the dry cleaners again. They know! They goddamn know!” They did, in fact, know. For a while there in the 90’ s I was getting a commission from two of the dry cleaners downtown…””

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