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““The first time I ever jacked off I sprayed my bedroom wall until it was dripping. I accidentally nailed my dog in the face, and she never looked at me the same way…””

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“I fucked that boot for all I was worth, I admit. “What the – hurk – fuck!” Susan was looking over her shoulder. “Gack!”…

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“Why didn’t you tell me?” he said. “That was amazing!” “Really?” I said, totally thrown off guard. “It wasn’t weird?” “No, it was fucking…

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“Rodney, when I cum, I fill jars,” I said. “Mason jars. The big ones.” Rodney laughed. “Really?” he said. “Is that supposed to sound…

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“I guess it’s time for me to tell you something,” he said. “I could drink cum all the time. I mean, all the time.…

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“I’m sorry, Chet,” he sobbed. “I can’t face the dry cleaners again. They know! They goddamn know!” They did, in fact, know. For a…

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“I thrust my hips like a wild man and ended up filling a condom like a water balloon.”

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“My orgasms might last a minute or two, depending. Twenty or thirty shots of my semen will fill up a jar in no time.…

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“Rodney held my cock in his right hand and ran it gently over his face. It was incredibly erotic, standing there under the showerhead…

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The humming of my parents' voices from behind my bedroom wall, which throughout my childhood had filled me with a sense of security, had…

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What will you do with them?" "Redo them in charcoal, probably." "And then?" "Tack them to my bedroom wall." Bedroom wall? "Who wouldn't want…

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I'm recording our history now on the bedroom wall, and when we leave the landlord will come and paint over it all.

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