Funny Quote by Dark Jar Tin Zoo Download Open image ““We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car. ”” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Love Sex
“It only takes one person to love, but it takes two to make a relationship work.” — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“I love you. More than I ever thought it was possible to love someone. Siamese twin lovers, identical wombs, whatever the hell you called… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
“We can create the world where we are with the ones we want to love so easily.” — Taylor Nadeau Copy Share Image
“And how can one love two at once? With two different kinds of love? That’s interesting . . . poor idiot” — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
“We know what happens when two people fall in love. It’s happened between each of us. We have to find out what happens when… — Sierra Simone Copy Share Image
“One can never love two people, he can only act with the other one.” — Vinay Sandipagu Copy Share Image
“You cannot make somebody love something. They must have love in their heart first.” — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
“We make each other feel alive because we love each other that much.” — Karla M. Nashar Copy Share Image
“There is two things everybody got to find out for theirselves. They got to find out about love and they got to find out… — Zora Neale Hurston Copy Share Image
“Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin parts spray-painted red… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point scale, though I asked her on… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle—and mine just got stolen. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image