Animal Quote by Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“Don’t get me wrong. I like dogs. I love them, in fact. It’s their human counterparts I could sometimes do without.”

— Tracy Weber

“It smelled like sex and dog in here. But mostly it smelled like sex.”

— Kim Harrison

“If you live with dogs, you'll never run out of things to write about.”

— Sharon Delarose

“It’s a doggy-dog world...”

— Neil Mach

“You can tell a lot about a man by the way he treats his dog…”

— Peary Perry

“…yes, I have slept with the wrong men, and never with the wrong dog.”

— Susan Chernak McElroy

“If you need a relationship to complete you, get a dog.”

— Franklin Veaux

“Did it say something about me when a confirmed sex-addict needed help satisfying his lover? I tried not to think about that.”

— Passhenette1

“I confronted the fact that I was not only talking to a dog, but answering for one.”

— Claire Cook

“The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say. About anything.”

— Patrick Ness

“If you don’t have a dog--at least one--there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.”

— Vincent van Gogh

“I am more interested in dogs than in dogmas. Obviously,”

— Rupert Sheldrake