Humor Quote by Susan Chernak McElroy Download Open image ““…yes, I have slept with the wrong men, and never with the wrong dog.”” — Susan Chernak McElroy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Sometimes I think I like dogs more than I like humans. The only time a dog has ever betrayed me... was by dying.” — José N. Harris Copy Share Image
“Any dog can bed down a lot of females. But only a real man can love one woman for a lifetime.” — Lisa Smartt Copy Share Image
“I didn't want to admit that I still slept with a stuffed animal. But I did. I loved that dog.” — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
“Forgive me if I don’t trust a naked male who claims to be a dog.” — Christy Gissendaner Copy Share Image
“Don’t get me wrong. I like dogs. I love them, in fact. It’s their human counterparts I could sometimes do without.” — Tracy Weber Copy Share Image
“And for the record, there are plenty of women I haven't slept with." Several sets of eyes turned on him in disbelief. Geez.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“If you don’t have a dog--at least one--there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.” — Vincent van Gogh Copy Share Image
“I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“I turned at a noise from the hallway—but it was just Bones. He was lying on his back, licking his paws. If only men… — Elizabeth Little Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
