Quote by River Mitchell

“Seems like an odd thing to toast to when you just agreed to go off with a complete stranger and play hide the sausage.”

— Harper Sloan

“I make love like I sell sausages to strange women. One at a time, and always covered with a condom (to keep the flies…

— Jarod Kintz

“It’s the only thing sexier than a sexy woman. A sexy woman cooking fuckin’ sausages.”

— Roddy Doyle

“She bit into the crisp sausage and released the most inappropriate groan of pleasure. Ramsay chuckled. “I’ll take it that means my cooking is…

— Vivienne Savage

“Does it matter that the sausages are local? I’m just going to eat them, not make friends and go to the cinema with them.”

— Louise Rennison

“Anyway, you want to come inside? Cletus made dinner tonight. I’m sure he’d love to slide you his sausage.”

— Penny Reid

“Well honey, seems innocent enough to me. He came in and fell in love with your buns.”

— Lorena Bathey

“I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor…

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“I want a man who is sunny-side up, with a large sausage, and two hot buns.”

— Sierra Cartwright

“Just so you know, I'm strictly a taco girl. I have tried sausage, but it's not for me." ~ Jolie”

— Emma Nichols

“We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was doing, but she melted into me all the…

— Jarod Kintz

“He’d chosen his muffin, now he had to live with that choice. And whether or not she ultimately wanted his sausage was his problem.”

— Penny Reid