Love Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Just so you know, I'm strictly a taco girl. I have tried sausage, but it's not for me." ~ Jolie”

— Emma Nichols

“Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now all I’m left with is this yummy…

— Jarod Kintz

“They think they can buy a U-shaped shell, stuff it, and call it a taco, but those cafeteria workers wouldn’t know taco meat from…

— Simone Elkeles

Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put…

— Jimmy Fallon

“She had a smile like tomato sauce on Tuesdays, and she made my penis feel like spaghetti in the strainer. But I wouldn’t restrain…

— Jarod Kintz

“a man who was, as we say in the restaurant business, one taco short of a combo platter.”

— Joan Bauer

“I’m a fan of Meatloaf. He has a voice like it’s covered in thick gravy. There’s nothing better to make love to, with the…

— Jarod Kintz

Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is!

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“I make love like I make lasagna: with extra meat.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I make love like I sell sausages to strange women. One at a time, and always covered with a condom (to keep the flies…

— Jarod Kintz

“I don't like raw tomatoes. And I thought I'd skip the onions so I could make out with the sexiest man alive after lunch…

— Olivia Cunning

“We finished off a small pie and when we got home I washed the tomato sauce out of her hair, which I had expected,…

— Amy Bloom