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“She had a smile like tomato sauce on Tuesdays, and she made my penis feel like spaghetti in the strainer. But I wouldn’t restrain her, so I just twirled my tongue like it was on a fork.” quote by Jarod Kintz
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““She had a smile like tomato sauce on Tuesdays, and she made my penis feel like spaghetti in the strainer. But I wouldn’t restrain her, so I just twirled my tongue like it was on a fork.””

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