Red hair Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Perhaps long spaghetti is the kind of thing that ought to be eaten quite alone with nobody to watch one’s struggles.”

— Barbara Pym

“Spaghetti is my favorite spaghetti that I like to spaghetti”

— Hamburglar

“Dinner is leftover spaghetti, with meat sauce, warmed up in the microwave. I eat spaghetti nine times a week, every week, and it is…

— Craig Lancaster

“When you can hear someone giving head but can’t see them, it sounds terribly like a child eating spaghetti.”

— Tom Cardamone

“No man is lonely while eating spaghetti: it requires so much attention.”

— Christopher Morley

“We’re talking about... a lot... of spaghetti, here.”

— Michael Makai

“I like my spaghetti like I like my women. All over my shirt.”

— Jarod Kintz

“That spaghetti sauce is trying to kill me,” she said out loud, remembering what she had for lunch.”

— O. Penn-Coughin

“If my last name were Drinkfood, I’d pour you a hot cup of spaghetti. And if my last name were Eatdrink, I’d be more…

— Jarod Kintz

“> My sister didn't believe me when I said I could build a car out of spaghetti.  > You should've seen the look on…

— Hudson Moore

I can't eat spaghetti. There's too many of them.

— Mitch Hedberg

“I'm allergic to fingers, so I have to eat pizza with my feet. You should see me eat on the run.”

— Jarod Kintz