Craig Lancaster

I think that people who stand up for what they believe in, no matter how unpopular, should be celebrated, not cast aside.

— Craig Lancaster

“The complaint lies with me, not with you. I never could find a way to make you proud of me, and at…

— Craig Lancaster

“she’s aggressive and grabs my wiener, though, I may have to come up with another plan.”

— Craig Lancaster

“There's a saying about ranch women. When they're 30, they look 50. When they're 80, they look 50.”

— Craig Lancaster

Serving the reader by working cooperatively with the writer? Sometimes throwing 'the rules' out the window? Clearing the decks of pet peeves,…

— Craig Lancaster

“Dinner is leftover spaghetti, with meat sauce, warmed up in the microwave. I eat spaghetti nine times a week, every week, and…

— Craig Lancaster

“you have made the decision to let people into your life. Part of that involves being disappointed by them sometimes. Part of…

— Craig Lancaster

“I hope you do exist. Even though hope is as intangible as belief, I am not hostile to it.”

— Craig Lancaster

“I prefer facts, but sometimes sense is all you have to go on.”

— Craig Lancaster

“allow yourself this moment of sadness to mourn the loss of a true original, but let yourself be happy from now on…

— Craig Lancaster

“We never have that kind of fun now. Thinking of that made me sad. I hope we can have fun again sometime.…

— Craig Lancaster

As I was saying, you have made the decision to let people into your life. Part of that involves being disappointed by…

— Craig Lancaster

“hope is as intangible as belief,”

— Craig Lancaster

“For everything I wished were different about the old man, I found comfort in just as many things that never changed.”

— Craig Lancaster

“Jack Bauer is fooling his audience, but he's not fooling me.”

— Craig Lancaster

That's the problem with belief: If you rely on it too heavily, you have a lot of picking up to do after…

— Craig Lancaster

“I tried eHarmony, because I liked the white hair and glasses of that guy on the commercials, and his manner was gentle,…

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“Life will go better for you the less you’re bothered by people and their dumb habits.)”

— Craig Lancaster