Quote by Craig Lancaster Download Open image ““There's a saying about ranch women. When they're 30, they look 50. When they're 80, they look 50.”” — Craig Lancaster ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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I think that people who stand up for what they believe in, no matter how unpopular, should be celebrated, not cast aside. — Craig Lancaster Copy Share Image
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“I hope you do exist. Even though hope is as intangible as belief, I am not hostile to it.” — Craig Lancaster Copy Share Image
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As I was saying, you have made the decision to let people into your life. Part of that involves being disappointed by them sometimes.… — Craig Lancaster Copy Share Image