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“I like my spaghetti like I like my women. All over my shirt.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Perhaps long spaghetti is the kind of thing that ought to be eaten quite alone with nobody to watch one’s struggles.”

— Barbara Pym

“We’re talking about... a lot... of spaghetti, here.”

— Michael Makai

Spaghetti is love.

— Mario Batali

“Straight? So is spaghetti until you heat it up”

— Jet Mykles

“I eat spaghetti with my fingers, because it reminds me of me running my fingers through her wet red hair. Ah, but that’s life,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Dinner is leftover spaghetti, with meat sauce, warmed up in the microwave. I eat spaghetti nine times a week, every week, and it is…

— Craig Lancaster

“No man is lonely while eating spaghetti: it requires so much attention.”

— Christopher Morley

Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

— Sophia Loren

“Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.”

— Regina Griffin

“When you can hear someone giving head but can’t see them, it sounds terribly like a child eating spaghetti.”

— Tom Cardamone

Man, who don't like spaghetti?

— Rodney Dangerfield