Quote by Michael Makai Download Open image ““We’re talking about... a lot... of spaghetti, here.”” — Michael Makai ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Perhaps long spaghetti is the kind of thing that ought to be eaten quite alone with nobody to watch one’s struggles.” — Barbara Pym Copy Share Image
“No man is lonely while eating spaghetti: it requires so much attention.” — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
“I eat spaghetti with my fingers, because it reminds me of me running my fingers through her wet red hair. Ah, but that’s life,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dinner is leftover spaghetti, with meat sauce, warmed up in the microwave. I eat spaghetti nine times a week, every week, and it is… — Craig Lancaster Copy Share Image
“When you can hear someone giving head but can’t see them, it sounds terribly like a child eating spaghetti.” — Tom Cardamone Copy Share Image
“As exciting and wonderful as these toys can be, they can’t replace the human touch” — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“For $425 you can buy pills containing real gold that make your poop sparkle. How have I lived this long without sparkly poop?” — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“There are always surprises. You should probably grab a highlighter right now and highlight the crap out of that last sentence.” — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“cutting shapes or letters into the blade so that it leaves a unique pattern on the subjects skin, and using special or rare types… — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“Bottoming doesn't make you a submissive any more than standing in my kitchen makes you a cook. By the way, while you’re there, please… — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“Sure, I'd love to meet your mom. That way I can see what your boobs will look like in 20 years. Did I just… — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“Just because you and your partner both speak English doesn’t necessarily mean you speak the same language.” — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“owning cool or expensive BDSM gear doesn’t necessarily make him a good Top,” — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“You might even be irresistibly tempted to top those three scoops off with an additional dollop of whipped BDSM and sex-toy sprinkles.” — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“We are not defined as much by our reproductive organs, as we are by how we feel about them.” — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
