Quote by Michael Makai

“When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.”

— Nenia Campbell

“For whipping cream, of course. How can you whip cream without whips?”

— Roald Dahl

“But when I gave bl0w jobs to my ex, I secretly hated it. What’s pleasant about sucking on a stiff, veiny appendage that spurts…

— Daria Snadowsky

“I want sprinkles.”

— Jen (Cake Wrecks

“This…this is just a morbid filled ice cream cone dipped in psycho flavored sprinkles.”

— Christine Zolendz

“Toys like handcuffs, paddles, and nipple clamps?” Andrew arched a brow. “Or flavored lube, anal plugs, and edible panties?”

— Alicia White

“I believe that Britney Spears should be one of Baskin-Robbins 31 flavors..... 2 scoops”

— Larry the Cable Guy

“In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead.”

— B. Justin Shier

“Keep calm and don't forget the whipped cream.”

— Quinn Loftis

“BDSM isn't about play, not for pleasure purists. It's our own fucked up version of therapy. If we weren't fucked up, sick and twisted…

— Erica Chilson

“I'm here to rape, and pillage, and run off with all of your spoons.”

— Steven Williamson

“Leah pulled a couple of tube from the refrigerator and asked him : "you want strawberries and whipped cream on your cake?" He wanted…

— Macy Beckett