Journalism Quote by Scott Westerfeld

Ratbert (as lab rat, to scientist): Doc, we have to talk. Every day you feed me over a hundred pounds of macaroni and cheese.…

— Scott Adams

I lifted the lid and found a piece of bread and some water—and a rat that quickly darted off the tray. Talk about adding…

— Richelle Mead

Opening the fridge door, I found a rat eating the cheese. My dealings with rodents, particularly those tagged verminous, have been few, but generally…

— Tibor Fischer

You're a mouse studying to be a rat.

— Wilson Mizner

“Deep in their rat tendons, rats know history.”

— Robert Sullivan

“Did you know that rats can’t vomit?” “Okay, enough. No more rat trivia.”

— Richard Paul Evans

“Don’t call humans rats—rats are superior.”

— Christina Stead

“The rats that had once fouled their food became their food. But soon the rats were gone.”

— Marcus Sakey

Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They are right.

— Kate DiCamillo

“unpredictability of my profession with my brother recently, he told me about scientific studies where lab rats were rewarded with food pellets at random,…

— Dan Harris

“We did Rat Surprise last night for the Sons of Bloodaxe annual dinner," he said. There was a general groan. "And it was rat."…

— Terry Pratchett

That's not a rat, that's my ferret.

— Jennifer Aniston