Cheese Quote by Scott Adams

Opening the fridge door, I found a rat eating the cheese. My dealings with rodents, particularly those tagged verminous, have been few, but generally…

— Tibor Fischer

“unpredictability of my profession with my brother recently, he told me about scientific studies where lab rats were rewarded with food pellets at random,…

— Dan Harris

We get a lot of cheese, no mice with that.

— Nicki Minaj

Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something…

— Jhonen Vasquez

You're a mouse studying to be a rat.

— Wilson Mizner

“The rats we met the size of small dogs and they watched us go by like they'd figured out that what People were for…

— Sarah Monette

“Human beings are rat-cunning and will happily kill you twice over for a hot meal. That’s what long observation has taught me. On the…

— Marcel Theroux

“Rats are extremely clean creatures, regularly grooming and keeping their nest well-kept”

— Adam Anderson

“Don’t call humans rats—rats are superior.”

— Christina Stead

“We did Rat Surprise last night for the Sons of Bloodaxe annual dinner," he said. There was a general groan. "And it was rat."…

— Terry Pratchett

“Saw a science program the other day. Rats were crawling through their own food to get to crack cocaine. The conclusion was that rats…

— John P. McAfee

Rats are just Ziploc bags full of disease.

— Chris Hardwick