Quote by Simone Elkeles

“A taco is an economic good because we will go to a restaurant and buy one.”

— Bill Robinson

“I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I’ve ever served…

— Jarod Kintz

“a man who was, as we say in the restaurant business, one taco short of a combo platter.”

— Joan Bauer

“No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco.”

— Richelle Mead

Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put…

— Jimmy Fallon

“But damn it, give me my tacos.”

— Jordan Dane

Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is!

— Becca Fitzpatrick

I took three steps back; he nudged the door closed with his foot. “You like Mexican?” he asked. “I—” I’d like to know what…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“Behind them lies a simple explanation for why eating a hamburger can now make you seriously ill: There is shit in the meat.”

— Eric Schlosser

“It’s like a meatloaf.”

— Nicki Elson

“Quiero Taco Bell, asshole?”

— Abigail Roux

“This is what you have to learn. Don’t backtalk. Don’t explain. Don’t protest. Don’t fight it out. Just say, ‘All right, honey,’ and do…

— Kristen Ashley