Quote by Jarod Kintz

“She gave me the cold shoulder, so I heated it up in the microwave. Sometimes #love is leftovers.”

— Jarod Kintz

“He dropped back into the couch cushions, stroking the condensation dripping off his glass. "You're in a pickle." "You want one?" Her eyebrows perked…

— Kristin Miller

“I'm a man. I have a 50/50 refrigerator. Half's what I'm going to eat. The rest's in there so it won't smell before I…

— Ian Shircore

“What if I take you apart and turn you into a toaster oven, how would you like that tin can?”

— Julie Kagawa

“I should have known he and I weren't going to make it when for my seventeenth birthday he gave me a box of microwave…

— Tina Fey

“ corrode , v . I spent all this time building a relationship. Then one night I left the window open and it started to rust.”

— David Levithan

“I decided in high school that I wasn't going to get married too soon. I'd forgotten that you can also wait too long, and…

— Elizabeth Berg

“Did things get a lot hotter between you two? A little stove-top stuffing in the kitchen?"-Amy”

— Daria Snadowsky

“Hell, I’d keep her in Bubble Wrap if it weren’t so damn creepy and also inconvenient, considering I had a terrible habit of obsessively…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“We confused the indoors with intimacy and electric heating with connection. Every night seemed like the last night because we would all freeze to…

— Heather O'Neill

“And oh, when we still used to sleep together, lying awake at night and finding one's only consolation in imagining in detail how one…

— Iris Murdoch

“That was the extent of our relationship, but I knew he used me to keep Were women from insinuating themselves into his life. My…

— Kim Harrison