Quote by Jarod Kintz

“She loves me. She must, because she left flowers in the fridge from her date. She knows how I love flower salad.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house, and a sticky note on the fridge that said,…

— Jarod Kintz

“She gave me the cold shoulder, so I heated it up in the microwave. Sometimes #love is leftovers.”

— Jarod Kintz

“THE LEFTOVERS I made myself from all the love you no longer wanted.”

— pleasefindthis

“can sing my wife a song, but she really knows I love her when I do the dishes.”

— Shane Claiborne

“Even if you love a lady, don't say you will take care of her while someone else is catering for your needs.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“If she loves you back, no woman is going to complain about the hour if a man calls her to proclaim his undying love.”

— Linda Kage

“Sometimes I could grab her and pull her back on the couch, and we´d stay there a long time, me waiting for her to…

— Junot Díaz

“So we show up on her porch out of the blue, kidnap her, feed her frozen fruit and ask her on a date. Genius”

— Aprilynne Pike

“I leave love notes all around the house. They’re on your pillow, in the fridge, in your sock drawer, but you don’t see them.…

— Richard Jay Goldstein

“Love has no expiration date; if your are willing, she will accompany you until your last day.”

— sir kristian goldmund aumann

“I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in…

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo