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“Douglas’s fridge was a stainless-steel masterpiece. I’m not that into appliances or anything, but this one was nice and probably cost more than my…

— Lish McBride

“Who could say why a family decided to have a certain style, to tell the jokes it did, to put up its particular refrigerator…

— Meg Wolitzer

“The refrigerator in my room is still empty as usual, but I can’t hear that sound any more. I feel that I can keep…

— Chica Umino

“I'm a man. I have a 50/50 refrigerator. Half's what I'm going to eat. The rest's in there so it won't smell before I…

— Ian Shircore

“You could tell a lot about a person from their fridge magnets, not that he'd thought much about them at the time.”

— Margaret Atwood

“Well now, look at this, they keep winter in a box. That’s clever,” she congratulated me. Then she shut the fridge door...”

— Andrew M. Greeley

“A full fridge is like an empty one: What am I going to eat?”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

“I think it was an entirely new life-form. I was scarred for life. Some of that stuff was old enough for your fridge to…

— Boyd Morrison

“He asks me if I'd like to see the apartment and I say 'Anytime,' and he says, 'Sure, why don't you come up now,…

— Jami Attenberg

“Because my apartment was roughly the size of a Cheez-It, it didn’t take me long to feel my way to the kitchen in the…

— Darynda Jones

“You were afraid this might be the case. Your dad has blocked the front door with the REFRIGERATOR. Looks like he's taking the grounding…

— Andrew Hussie

“Jacob opened the refrigerator and stared into it vacantly, with the false purposefulness that lingers for a few moments when a person of a…

— Caleb Crain