Quote by Jarod Kintz

“And she let me put ketchup on it, too,”

— Janis Thomas

“IT’S GOING TO GET SALT-AND-PEPPERED! AND … KETCHUP’D!!!”

— David Baddiel

“Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.”

— Huntley Fitzpatrick

“I love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please pass the ketchup?”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m hungry but I won’t order 18 tubs of ketchup and a spoon. No, I’ll order it because I’m thirsty, and I’ll ask for…

— Jarod Kintz

“No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco.”

— Richelle Mead

“Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Nobody, and I mean Nobody... puts ketchup on a hot dog.”

— Clint Eastwood

“We should have made do at home. We threw away so much food." Ricky says, "We ran out of ketchup," and the rest of…

— Mary Kay Zuravleff

“Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup.”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“We expect you to spill the milk, but it's really how you clean it up that matters.”

— Sylvia Browne