Food Quote by Jarod Kintz

“You love a woman, you love a man, you love a tomato. God is happy, because he created love.»”

— Jay Bell

“I met a man with no forehead and receding eyebrows. He had ketchup crusted on his eyelids. I can't remember what we talked about,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup and mustard.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please pass the ketchup?”

— Jarod Kintz

“I keep the ketchup in the fridge, though from now on I’m going to keep in the bottle. Less messy, I figure.”

— Jarod Kintz

I am ketchup conscious, so I do carry ketchup around with me. The best one is the Heinz Organic Ketchup Opens a New Window.

— Olivia Holt

“a hot dog shop where ketchup was forbidden,”

— A.R. Wise

Usually, turkey burger recipes result in something so lifeless and tasteless that drowning one in ketchup (that most perfect and delicious of condiments) doesn't…

— Claire Saffitz

They always give you three ketchup packets. When you go back up and ask for more, the guy handing them out always treats you…

— Jim Gaffigan

I'm not a person who writes really abstract things with oblique references. I look at abstraction like I look at condiments. Give me some…

— Wynton Marsalis

My thoughts seem thick, ketchup stuck in a bottle. Like trying to feel someone's face while wearing goosedown mittens.

— Augusten Burroughs