Love Quote by Jarod Kintz

“On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don't like raw tomatoes. And I thought I'd skip the onions so I could make out with the sexiest man alive after lunch…

— Olivia Cunning

“Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don't know what love is, but I know what love isn't. Love isn't a peanut butter and tuna sandwich, because no young man…

— Jarod Kintz

“Love is a pie and I am lucky enough to have almost every flavor in mine.”

— Carolyn Ferrell

“You love a woman, you love a man, you love a tomato. God is happy, because he created love.»”

— Jay Bell

“Love is like a free lunch. You won’t find any in this life, because I had yours for breakfast.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When trying to find the words to tell her how much I loved her, I stumbled across the ingredients for grilled cheese sandwiches. That’s…

— Jarod Kintz

“Love is not like a potato--you can't throw it out the window.”

— Mikhail Baryshnikov

“Everything you love is from a different world. Hungry, you turn your nose up at my peas and rice.”

— Assata Shakur

“Life is about relationships. The rest is all gravy. Hey, maybe gravy would make that sushi taste good.”

— Heather Burch

“Oh God, for a few who will love me in tiny ways every single day of my flashing existence. For a mere one or…

— Chila Woychik