Albino Quote by Jarod Kintz

“And she let me put ketchup on it, too,”

— Janis Thomas

“I keep the ketchup in the fridge, though from now on I’m going to keep in the bottle. Less messy, I figure.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup.”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Blood is thicker than water, as people say. (But then again so is ketchup.)”

— Alex Shearer

“I met a man with no forehead and receding eyebrows. He had ketchup crusted on his eyelids. I can't remember what we talked about,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.”

— Huntley Fitzpatrick

“The taxi driver dropped them off back at the Wabasha Street Caves and drove off clutching a huge tip and muttering under his breath…

— Deborah Blake

“You look like you're covered in icing sugar and ready to be licked all over. How will I make it through the night?”

— S.E. Lund

“Nobody, and I mean Nobody... puts ketchup on a hot dog.”

— Clint Eastwood

“No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco.”

— Richelle Mead

“I couldn’t bear the thought of a ham sandwich. Imagining milk trickling down my esophagus almost sent me over the edge. Even the saltines…

— Ree Drummond