Funny Quote by Huntley Fitzpatrick

“If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup and mustard.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Nobody, and I mean Nobody... puts ketchup on a hot dog.”

— Clint Eastwood

“a hot dog shop where ketchup was forbidden,”

— A.R. Wise

“I keep the ketchup in the fridge, though from now on I’m going to keep in the bottle. Less messy, I figure.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I couldn’t even eat a hot dog without getting sick.”

— Robin S. Sharma

“Honey mustard is obviously not good for my mental state.”

— Lauren Barnholdt

“A good day is when the Oscar Meyer hotdogmobile crashes into a truck carrying Heinz ketchup, because who doesn’t like free hotdogs and carnage?”

— Jarod Kintz

“I decided that the dog was probably killed with the fork because I could not see any other wounds in the dog and I…

— Mark Haddon

“The dog was dead. There was a garden fork sticking out of the dog...I decided the dog was probably killed with the fork because…

— Mark Haddon

If I had a hotdog in my hand, he would've had tomato ketchup on his face.

— David Haye

“We could, you know, go out for hot dogs. Don’t worry—they’re not actually dogs. It’s just a name. They’re these meat things that you…

— Richelle Mead

“I love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please pass the ketchup?”

— Jarod Kintz