Nonsense quotes Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Why microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes :P” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Nonsense quotes
I think that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time in our not-so-distant past, experts predicted that with the rapidly increasing advances in technology, Americans would have a shorter workweek and so much time on their hands for recreation that they wouldn’t know how to fill it. Well, we figured it out. We filled it up with more work and more busyness. The microwave doesn’t create… — Jared C. Wilson Copy Share
The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds ... If you… — James Gleick Copy Share Image
Nobody ever follows the part of the instructions that says, 'Let food cool in microwave for 1 to 2 minutes.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I'm truly grateful for my microwave, which allows me to easily clarify butter, steam vegetables, and - when I am really lazy - feed… — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
In the amount of time it takes to microwave a TV dinner, you can put something much tastier on the table, I promise. — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“As someone else once said, "Write what you know". Well I know very little, so I write, and illustrate, Nonsense.” — Paul H Tubb Copy Share Image
