Quote by Georgetown Guyana Download Open image “The longest minutes are always spent in front of the microwave” — Georgetown Guyana ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I think that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time in our not-so-distant past, experts predicted that with the rapidly increasing advances in technology, Americans would have a shorter workweek… — Jared C. Wilson Copy Share Image
Longest minutes in life: 1. Waiting for food in the microwave. 2. Waiting for that one text/call from the one you love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Longest minutes ever: 1. Waiting on a text 2.) Waiting on your food to get out the microwave 3.) Commercials while watching a good show. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Nobody ever follows the part of the instructions that says, 'Let food cool in microwave for 1 to 2 minutes.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not the microwave that's the problem, it's what people put into them. I know people lead busy lives but they should try to… — Raymond Blanc Copy Share Image
Admit it, we've all tried to accomplish as much as possible before the microwave stops. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds ... If you… — James Gleick Copy Share Image
We must first learn to be happy by ourselves that way there's no space for the unhappy intruders. — Georgetown Guyana Copy Share Image
When I'm sad I dance because this world belongs to me & I'm alive. There's no better feeling than to make yourself happy.. We… — Georgetown Guyana Copy Share Image
I have the worst luck with friends. So today I'm friends with the inner me & that's my humble soul. Keep pain away from… — Georgetown Guyana Copy Share Image
Life is not a bitch, people are! How you make your bed that's how you shall lay on it. — Georgetown Guyana Copy Share Image
After opening this month's electricity bill... I am no longer scared of the dark. — Georgetown Guyana Copy Share Image
Pick up a starving dog and show him love & respect, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog… — Georgetown Guyana Copy Share Image
