Facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Admit it, we've all tried to accomplish as much as possible before the microwave stops.

— Anonymous

I like to accomplish things before the microwave beeps.

— Brandi Isaacs

The longest minutes are always spent in front of the microwave

— Georgetown Guyana

I'm more like an oven than a microwave,

— Erykah Badu

I am stopping the microwave at :01 and feeling like a bomb specialist.

— Anonymous

So what if microwaving my food might kill me. At least I'll eat fast and die young...

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

I'm a little suspicious of using microwaves.

— Jamie Hyneman

Nobody ever follows the part of the instructions that says, 'Let food cool in microwave for 1 to 2 minutes.'

— Anonymous

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

— Adam Carolla

I cannot cook to save my life - I microwave everything or it's simply scrambled eggs on toast.

— Limahl

Bitch please, The only thing you could turn on is the microwave.

— Me

I really like my microwave.

— Lights