Eggs Quote by Limahl

I can't cook to save my life.

— Vidya Balan

I don't cook unless it's scrambled eggs.

— Michele Lamy

I cannot cook to save my life. I'm really frighteningly useless, when you get down to it.

— Nikki Cox

I can't cook to save my life. I'm a disaster.

— Vicky Kaushal

I don't cook very well at all. I'm the girl that can't make scrambled eggs.

— Mandy Moore

I hate when the microwave decides to heat my plate, but not my food.

— Anonymous

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

— Adam Carolla

I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.

— Ethel Merman

I can't cook a thing.

— Peter Morton

I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.

— Bill Hader

I don't cook very often. Actually, I'd go further: I can't cook.

— Nicola Sturgeon

I can't even cook an egg. The only thing I can do well is baking bread. I love it and find it incredibly therapeutic.

— Ben Fogle