Funny Quote by P.T. Macias Download Open image ““The fat Sentry has some scrambled eggs.”” — P.T. Macias ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
“I’m glad scrambled eggs don’t have lips, because when I’m grinning over a hearty breakfast, it would really freak me out to see my… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Eggs," said Henry dreamily, looking at his plate. "I do love eggs. I could eat them all day.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“My life is a plate of perfectly edible but ordinary scrambled eggs. I want them savory, creamy, cheesy and maybe with bacon on the… — Varsha Bajaj Copy Share Image
“I can tell by the look on Hagin's face that he had eaten some of my food. It is amazing those boys aren't fat.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He found a single fat and sassy salmon then caught two more smaller morsels, perfect for his guest’s healthy appetite. He grinned. He’d expected… — Vivienne Savage Copy Share Image
“Breakfast was the full whammy: eggs, rashers, sausages, black pudding, fried bread, fried tomatoes. This was clearly some kind of statement, but I couldn't… — Tana French Copy Share Image
“Potato slices, crispy and fragrant. And toast glistening with what looks like actual creamy butter. And three fried eggs. That’s more eggs than I’ve… — Morris Gleitzman Copy Share Image
“If you're going to ask me if the muffins are low fat, you should know I'm running out of places to hide all the… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“Lost dog. Looks like a chicken. If found, do not attempt to feed it scrambled eggs for breakfast. You’ll offend it just like I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Wil ate without enthusiasm. His bacon tasted like nothing. Like a dead animal, fried. His eggs, aborted chickens.” — Max Barry Copy Share Image
“She rages through my blood, is etched in my alma, and fused to my corazon.” quote Ricardo Emmanuel De La Cruz. Hot & Enchanting,… — P.T. Macias Copy Share Image
“Oh dios mio, she makes me burn, she makes me need. She is etching herself into mi alma” — P.T. Macias Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
