Amusing Quote by Max Barry

“He shoveled the bacon out on a plate and broke the eggs in the hot grease and they jumped and fluttered their edges to…

— John Steinbeck

“A small piece of bacon flew out of his mouth when he spoke.”

— James Dashner

“You cackle a lot, but don't lay any eggs.”

— Peter St. John

“Folding my arms, I refused to back down. Andrew never liked me. I don't think he liked people in general. Or puppies. Or bacon.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“She knew it was hopeless when he smelled better than the bacon.”

— Amanda Usen

“He also ate every scrap of the cold meat she had cooked for him, and good gods, it was pretty awful. Somehow she had…

— Thea Harrison

“He himself did not eat. I had been hungry, but sitting there now, at the table with the two of them, it felt as…

— Joyce Maynard

“I have a weakness for fresh eggs.”

— Joseph Heller

“I must think about something else for a while. But then I remember his warn arms and his big strong legs touching mine and…

— Nancy E. Turner

“And two minutes later, found herself digging in out of sheer boredom. It was awful. It was disgusting. The peas were mushy. The rice…

— Gabriele Russo

“he had a lifetime of experience in not being eaten. He had gotten pretty good at it.”

— Scott Straughan

“...bacon is fried guilt...”

— Erin Whibley