Facebook status Quote by Brandi Isaacs Download Open image “I like to accomplish things before the microwave beeps.” — Brandi Isaacs ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook status Humor Time
I masturbate to a microwave timer just for the excitement of a buzzer beater. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Pushing the stop button on your microwave before it goes off so you don't have to hear the beep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, we've all tried to accomplish as much as possible before the microwave stops. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No, I don't stop the microwave at 0:01 to feel like a bomb defuser...I stop it because I hate the f*cking beeping noise. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't know I'm having a midnight snack. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The beeping noise from microwave is always 100 times louder when I'm heating up food in the middle of the night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that a knight in shinning armor riding off into a sunset is too fake. I perfer a dork in tin foil holding… — Brandi Isaacs Copy Share Image
Note to self: 1. Buy a sword 2. Name it kindness 3. Introduce kindness to your friends to your enemies............ — Brandi Isaacs Copy Share Image
Common sense says that if you make a mistake, don't do it again. But it's hard to stop getting hurt by people I loved.… — Brandi Isaacs Copy Share Image
Graduation Speech: Id like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste. — Brandi Isaacs Copy Share Image
I'm never the graceful girl you see strolling down the hallway. I'm the one who trips and almost fall, but is holding on to… — Brandi Isaacs Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly posts negative… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
