Die young Quote by Stanley Victor Paskavich

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

— Adam Carolla

I cannot cook to save my life - I microwave everything or it's simply scrambled eggs on toast.

— Limahl

I'm a little suspicious of using microwaves.

— Jamie Hyneman

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.

— Anonymous

Don't forget to put your kitchen sponge in the microwave for 10 seconds or run through the dishwasher to kill bacteria.

— Jenna Fischer

I'm more like an oven than a microwave,

— Erykah Badu

You can do anything to my food and I'll still eat it.

— Will Forte

I hate when the microwave decides to heat my plate, but not my food.

— Anonymous

I am stopping the microwave at :01 and feeling like a bomb specialist.

— Anonymous

In the amount of time it takes to microwave a TV dinner, you can put something much tastier on the table, I promise.

— Michael Pollan

I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't know I'm having a midnight snack.

— Anonymous

It's not the microwave that's the problem, it's what people put into them. I know people lead busy lives but they should try to…

— Raymond Blanc