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“I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't know I'm having a midnight snack.” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't know I'm having a midnight snack.”

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