Bomb Quote by Anonymous

I am stopping the microwave at :01 and feeling like a bomb specialist.

— Anonymous

Pushing the stop button on your microwave before it goes off so you don't have to hear the beep.

— Anonymous

I like to accomplish things before the microwave beeps.

— Brandi Isaacs

The beeping noise from microwave is always 100 times louder when I'm heating up food in the middle of the night.

— Anonymous

I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't know I'm having a midnight snack.

— Anonymous

Practice your bomb disposal technique by stopping the microwave with exactly 1 second to go.

— Anonymous

I masturbate to a microwave timer just for the excitement of a buzzer beater.

— Nikhil Saluja

The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds ... If you…

— James Gleick

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.

— Anonymous

Admit it, we've all tried to accomplish as much as possible before the microwave stops.

— Anonymous

Nobody ever follows the part of the instructions that says, 'Let food cool in microwave for 1 to 2 minutes.'

— Anonymous

The longest minutes are always spent in front of the microwave

— Georgetown Guyana