Keeping it real Quote by Anonymous

Pushing the stop button on your microwave before it goes off so you don't have to hear the beep.

— Anonymous

No, I don't stop the microwave at 0:01 to feel like a bomb defuser...I stop it because I hate the f*cking beeping noise.

— Anonymous

I like to accomplish things before the microwave beeps.

— Brandi Isaacs

I hate when the microwave decides to heat my plate, but not my food.

— Anonymous

If there's a buzzing-noise, somebody's making a buzzing-noise, and the only reason for making a buzzing-noise that I know of is because you're a…

— A. A. Milne

It's not the microwave that's the problem, it's what people put into them. I know people lead busy lives but they should try to…

— Raymond Blanc

I'm a little suspicious of using microwaves.

— Jamie Hyneman

I'm more like an oven than a microwave,

— Erykah Badu

Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes. It's science.

— Nikhil Saluja

I really like my microwave.

— Lights

I masturbate to a microwave timer just for the excitement of a buzzer beater.

— Nikhil Saluja

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

— Adam Carolla