Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “I masturbate to a microwave timer just for the excitement of a buzzer beater.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
No, I don't stop the microwave at 0:01 to feel like a bomb defuser...I stop it because I hate the f*cking beeping noise. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the things that drives me is the excitement that I could fail. What better buzz can you get? — Calvin Ayre Copy Share Image
I'm triggering acoustic instruments. I'm literally beating, smacking, hitting, blowing, doing physical things. It's an incredibly exciting way to make music. — Pat Metheny Copy Share Image
Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“orgasm for women like coal( that takes lot of time to get heat) , and men like microwave..just push the button” — Anshu Copy Share Image
I basically am always chasing this super enhanced stimulation from music. — Oneohtrix Point Never Copy Share Image
Pushing the stop button on your microwave before it goes off so you don't have to hear the beep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, we've all tried to accomplish as much as possible before the microwave stops. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds ... If you… — James Gleick Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image