Alarms Quote by Joan Rivers Download Open image “I use a smoke alarm as a timer.” — Joan Rivers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alarms Smoke Timer Use
I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When I was a chain smoker, I used to wake up and the first thing I'd do was reach for a cigarette, basically. And… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
I love to ,and an alarm clock will ensure that I wake up and leave work on time. — Radhika Pandit Copy Share Image
I masturbate to a microwave timer just for the excitement of a buzzer beater. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Consider a clock thermostat, and set it so that you're not using energy when you don't need it, when you're out of your house. — Al Gore Copy Share Image
I have slight attention-span issues, so I will often wander off, and then I will be alerted - in inverted commas - when the… — Sue Perkins Copy Share Image
I'm that person: I will literally do everything to not get out of bed, so I have alarms set for every 15 minutes. — Mirai Nagasu Copy Share Image
I use a 3D alarm in the morning; I leave the outdoor unlocked, so a friend can come and wake me up in the… — Trondal Copy Share Image
I have the luxury of getting up quite late, so I hardly ever set an alarm clock. — Ben Schott Copy Share Image
I don't need an alarm clock, for habit is the best alarm there is. — Jane Stanton Hitchcock Copy Share Image
I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about fashion?' It… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Were the life of man prolonged, he would become such a proficient in villainy, that it would become necessary again to drown or to… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
There's a statement from several members of the Senate, both Democrats and Republicans, including the Democratic leader, Charles Schumer; John McCain, the chair of… — George Stephanopoulos Copy Share Image
Here in the UK the audience immediately reacts and they get the fact that: "What would be the most annoying thing in the world?"… — Duncan Jones Copy Share Image
It is a hard matter for a man to lie all over, nature having provided king's evidence in almost every member. The hand will… — Washington Allston Copy Share Image
Who then is free? the wise man who is lord over himself; Whom neither poverty nor death, nor chains alarm; strong to withstand his… — Horace Copy Share Image
Modern man threw a brick through his own window in order to sell himself a burglar alarm. — Allen Carr Copy Share Image
I understand the power and the alarm of words - Not those that they applaud from theatre-boxes, but those which make coffins break from… — Vladimir Mayakovsky Copy Share Image
I don't know who Azazel is," he said. "Isn't he the cat from The Smurfs?" He cast about , but Isabelle just looked up… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The beloved may be treacherous, greasy-headed and given to evil habits, or else it can be a man in his late forties who works… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
Those who have past much of their lives in this great city, look upon its opulence and its multitudes, its extent and variety, with… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, I'm one of those idiots who knows everything about health and is in a constant state of alarm, and yet I continue to… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
When I see a new face, something sets off an alarm bell inside me. 'slow down! Danger!' Even when the attraction is strongest, I… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
