Alarm Quote by Sue Perkins

“You're baking?" "Yes." "It's almost midnight." "I specialize in late-night kitchen disasters.”

— Jenna Evans Welch

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

— Bob Monkhouse

I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

— Carol Siskind

On 'Bake Off' there's lots of stuff no one notices until afterwards. At the time you're too busy concentrating. All the other bits, like…

— John Whaite

There should be an 'Im cooking.' button on smoke detectors.

— Anonymous

I just don't bake, it's something I don't do. It's just so easy to walk to the shop.

— Scarlett Moffatt

I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

— Joan Rivers

No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!

— Anonymous

I have a giant baking book, so I close my eyes and pick a random page. Whatever it is, I try to bake it!

— Nina Dobrev

“TIMING TOAST Grook on how to char for yourself There's an art of knowing when. Never try to guess. Toast until it smokes and…

— Piet Hein

Baking is my business, and it will always come first.

— Dwight Henry

Baking is a matter of precision and timing, but I just make things up as I go.

— Rumaan Alam