Fire Alarm Quote by Candace Bailey

Note..Automatic popcorn buttons on microwaves always burn the popcorn.

— Paulyflip

The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.

— Gary Gulman

OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have a treat.

— LIZ

I am stopping the microwave at :01 and feeling like a bomb specialist.

— Anonymous

“Snacks at sleepovers are a must. Try this one next time your parents forget to stock the snack cupboard. Supplies: brown paper lunch bag…

— Helene Boudreau

I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two…

— Stephen Wright

I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't know I'm having a midnight snack.

— Anonymous

Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion.

— Demetri Martin

Maybe we ought to look at a guy's response to our microwave from now on." Aunt Annie said. Really." Mom said. "The narcissist looks…

— Deb Caletti

No, I don't stop the microwave at 0:01 to feel like a bomb defuser...I stop it because I hate the f*cking beeping noise.

— Anonymous

That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just microwaved and your hands decide it's too hot.

— Anonymous

I really like my microwave.

— Lights