The fire alarm definitely just went off...I think I'll stick to microwaveable popcorn from now on. — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Surmann decided to dry her wet slippers in the microwave. She set the timer for twenty minutes and then went to… — Hendrik Groen Copy Share Image
“When they’d filled the peppers and they were laid out in nice, neat, bacon-wrapped lines, she slid them into the oven. Then… — Jenny Hale Copy Share Image
“I did remember. The librarian had picked me up and held me to her chest as we evacuated beneath the flashing fire… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“Some people are happy to exist, and other people are happy to exit. If you’re wondering why everyone is running, it’s because… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The fire alarm went off. Fire engines came racing; we all rushed out on the gravel drive, everyone thinking it was us.… — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
“I think my response to hearing that alarm would have been to grab an extinguisher and start fighting for my life, but… — Chris Hadfield Copy Share Image
For these cultures, getting rid of the pain without addressing the deeper cause would be like shutting off a fire alarm while… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
I can never look now at the Milky Way without wondering from which of those banked clouds of stars the emissaries are… — Arthur C. Clarke Copy Share Image
“You have to wait for good things to happen—wait and wait and work so hard—but bad things occur out of the blue,… — Gennifer Choldenko Copy Share Image
“About thirty minutes later, Dan Dan the Death Man comes back on, saying that thanks to the excellent work of the firefighters… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Hey, Ivashkov! Open up. " Avery argued. She kept pounding on the door and yelling, and finally, Adrian answered. His hair stuck… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“BY THE END OF MY JUNIOR YEAR, SCHOOL SHOOTINGS WERE MAKING their way into the news. The first one I heard about… — Brooks Brown Copy Share Image
“the theater is one of the few places left in the bright and noisy world where we sit in the quiet dark… — Sarah Ruhl Copy Share Image
“Tonight she'd share her idea with Chris over a rare family meal. In preparation, she was making scrambled eggs, bacon, and toast,… — Amy E. Reichert Copy Share Image
Every week I have a disaster in my kitchen. The fire alarm goes off repeatedly. But it doesn't stop me being adventurous. — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
“Thinking! Thinking! The process should no longer be merely this feeble flurry of hailstones that raises a little dust. It should be… — J.M.G. Le Clézio Copy Share Image
“We invented fire, repeatedly messed up, and then invented the fire extinguisher, fire exit, fire alarm and fire department.” — Max Tegmark Copy Share Image
When I was little, I used to have nightmares about Godzilla walking out of the Great South Bay, because we had a… — Chris Claremont Copy Share Image
I was always the kid at school who thought it was a good idea to set off the fire alarm. And much… — James Corden Copy Share Image
“Like a fire alarm going off in your ear, sulfur up your nose, mouth full of sour milk, reality is what it… — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
“Cindy Divine rushed out of her first-period classroom at Calloway County Middle School. Betty Sue Bowling, her English teacher, rushed to the… — Shafter Bailey Copy Share Image
*Fire Alarm* Teacher : Okay everyone, single file please... Me: HELL NO, MOVE BITCH, I'M ABOUT TO DIE! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
