Funny facebook Quote by Saul Rodriguez Download Open image “*FIRE ALARM.* TEACHER:” — Saul Rodriguez ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fire Alarm Funny facebook
*Fire Alarm* Teacher : Okay everyone, single file please... Me: HELL NO, MOVE BITCH, I'M ABOUT TO DIE! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It is said, in a fire, everyone runs away from it save for the fireman who run towards it. When dealing with students, be… — Patricia Sequeira Belvel Copy Share Image
Teacher: Turn off your phone! yeah right, like that's gonna happen. *Puts on vibrate — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The fireworks continued to burn and spread all over the school that afternoon. Though they caused plenty of disruption, the other teachers did not… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“The only time there had been any excitement in any of my classes was when someone set someone else on fire.” — Kim Curran Copy Share Image
“I realized I was a teacher when I felt warm during class and got up to open the door. Later on there was noise… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Alarm, when used for anything less than a fire or an air attack, is certain to muddle the mind, unsettle the senses, and, in… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
Blessed it the man that think less about facebook and twitter; for he shall sleep without been disturb. — Juniorjk Copy Share Image
Tee-Bagging someone on COD after you kill them to show them who's boss. — Ryan Lewer Copy Share Image
Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box. — Blondie Copy Share Image
Just me or is waking up at 3am and trying to read a text message is like looking directly into the sun? — Mk Copy Share Image
They say Gatorade is mainstream. I say Electrolytes can go fuck themselves. Imma drink Arizona Green Tea Bitch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It used to be, Can I have your number? Now it's, Do you have Facebook :D :D — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
I always thought it made more sense to pour Gatorade on the losing coach. — Typical Me Copy Share Image
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.. — Sachithra Copy Share Image
