Funny facebook Quotes

Blessed it the man that think less about facebook and twitter; for he shall sleep without been disturb.

— Juniorjk

Tee-Bagging someone on COD after you kill them to show them who's boss.

— Ryan Lewer

I have FAD ~ Facebook Addiction Disorder

— Arjun Loveable

OREOS: First you twist it, then you... oh crap, it broke.

— Saul Rodriguez

Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box.

— Blondie

Facebook should win an Emmy for Best Daytime dramas.

— Laura S

Dear Wind, My House Does Not Need A Blow Job. K. Thx.

— Mandii Campbell

Just me or is waking up at 3am and trying to read a text message is like looking directly into the sun?

— Mk

They say Gatorade is mainstream. I say Electrolytes can go fuck themselves. Imma drink Arizona Green Tea Bitch.

— Anonymous

It used to be, Can I have your number? Now it's, Do you have Facebook :D :D

— Arjun Loveable

I always thought it made more sense to pour Gatorade on the losing coach.

— Typical Me

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on..

— Sachithra

My ex updated his Facebook status and said he was standing on a cliff, so I poked him.

— Anonymous

You may be afraid of spiders but spiders are afraid of Nikes...

— Freshly Snipes

The probability of someone watching you is propotional to the stupidity of your action..

— Sachithra

Omg that's a pretty picture of you! How long did it take to edit?

— Ryan Lewer

The reason why many people like facebook is just becouse they want to compare their faces with their friend'sfaces and try to…

— Cedric

Making it to Saturday is my greatest accomplishment this week.

— Ryan Lewer

Ya think we like to sing in the shower because we all just like a good soap opera?

— Laura S

Likes going around Poking people, but thinks Facebook should add a Bitch-slap option too.

— Arjun Loveable

If youre one of those people who say quote, unquote more than once a day, I hate you

— Ryan Lewer

When a friend offers you food, all trust is lost. ME:

— Saul Rodriguez

When a girl says Have Fun what she really means is I hope you have a really shitty time without me.

— Ryan Lewer

Best answer for everything in life.. ROMANTIC!!.. you like something don't like something, you have nothing to say. how romantic!

— Zabi

Switch on your television to watch how I kicked his ass via catoon network

— Jegede Abiodun