How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.. — Sachithra Copy Share Image
It used to be, Can I have your number? Now it's, Do you have Facebook :D :D — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
My ex updated his Facebook status and said he was standing on a cliff, so I poked him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just me or is waking up at 3am and trying to read a text message is like looking directly into the sun? — Mk Copy Share Image
Likes going around Poking people, but thinks Facebook should add a Bitch-slap option too. — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
They say Gatorade is mainstream. I say Electrolytes can go fuck themselves. Imma drink Arizona Green Tea Bitch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Blessed it the man that think less about facebook and twitter; for he shall sleep without been disturb. — Juniorjk Copy Share Image
Ya think we like to sing in the shower because we all just like a good soap opera? — Laura S Copy Share Image
If youre one of those people who say quote, unquote more than once a day, I hate you — Ryan Lewer Copy Share Image
The probability of someone watching you is propotional to the stupidity of your action.. — Sachithra Copy Share Image
The reason why many people like facebook is just becouse they want to compare their faces with their friend'sfaces and try to… — Cedric Copy Share Image
I always thought it made more sense to pour Gatorade on the losing coach. — Typical Me Copy Share Image
Tee-Bagging someone on COD after you kill them to show them who's boss. — Ryan Lewer Copy Share Image
Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box. — Blondie Copy Share Image
ThatAwkwardMoment...when your making some noodles and you misplace the flavor packet... — Freshly Snipes Copy Share Image
Switch on your television to watch how I kicked his ass via catoon network — Jegede Abiodun Copy Share Image
Adele might set fire to rain... but SpongeBob can make a campfire under water!!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Racism is when u select ur white shirts to wash first before the black ones,SAY NO to RACISM, wash them together — Sweetner Copy Share Image
Math questions are so stupid! Theyre like If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do… — Scott Copy Share Image
Is thinking the 'poke' button on Facebook is getting far too old now. I would like to see a 'choke' and 'slap'… — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
When a girl says Have Fun what she really means is I hope you have a really shitty time without me. — Ryan Lewer Copy Share Image
Best answer for everything in life.. ROMANTIC!!.. you like something don't like something, you have nothing to say. how romantic! — Zabi Copy Share Image
